Dangerous swans in Pembroke! http://bbc.in/cA0Vbj and http://bbc.in/cTZlL5

Few of my Green Man Festival 2010 photographs now online at http://bit.ly/9boWvv

Used the word ‘absolutely’ in two tweets now - absolutely shocking!

Absolutely exploded in the oven! Lack of attention on my part… http://plixi.com/p/57331883

This camembert absolutely reeks - shudder to think what it’s going to be like after half an hour in the oven! http://plixi.com/p/57327238

Even the cobwebs are frozen this morning. http://plixi.com/p/57066004

@bengoldacre Just watching her tells you all you need to know!

RT @bengoldacre: for those who’d like to know more about Dr Gillian McKeith http://bit.ly/9fJOy9 #notarealdoctor #imacelebrity

Guardian Eyewitness: http://gu.com/p/2y225/iw - great photo.

Trying Red Cow for Sunday lunch today. Beer definitely good, awaiting food!

My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: UB40 (26), Robinson, Toronto CO, Harnoy (21) & Joy Division (11) http://bit.ly/a3avhL

@youngjoyoung Not quite what I said, but close enough :)

Fire lit, dough for homemade pizzas proving, wine breathing, set for an ideal evening - if it wasn’t for #scd and #xfactor…

Twitter anger over bomb tweeter http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-11742182

Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed. You’ve got a week to get your shit together, otherwise I’m blowing the airport sky high!! #IAmSpartacus